Tuesday, December 15, 2009

English 101

Last week, Mum 'wow-ed' me with her excellence in english knowledge. Well, what do we expect, she's an English tuition teacher teaching in Seimpi Tuition Centre, Kepong. Just too sad, as her daughter, I failed to meet her standards. I'm really bad at my English :( So, Mum was giving some skills to facinate your colleagues/friends/peers. Start using some not so common words in front of your friends, and IF they ask:


"Why are you using such bombastic words?''
''because i'm intoxicated with the exuberence of my verbosity.''
''and where do you get all these from?''
''with my bauble of experiences.''

so here you go people :) try it out and 'wow' your friends :D
cheers!

1 comment:

  1. i'm thinking how would i even lead them to ask me that first question...

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